Friday, August 13, 2004

So, I got information on some grills. I definately don't want a gas grill. Propane burns cleanly but it doesn't have any of the taste that you might get from charcoal or something else like that.
Anyway, I got some monkfish today. It's pretty mild tasting and referred to as the poor man's salmon. I'm planning on a tasty marinade made out of honey and mustard and other such things. I'm getting hella creative with cooking lately.

Which means that I should be getting a creative burst of energy in regards to my writing!
I'm still exploring that pirate aspect. I was already a cowboy, and that was cool. I shaved the 'stache for that one too.

I've been growing a beard lately. I hope it makes me feel more pirate-y. Maybe I should stop eating vitamin C? Scurvy would definately put me in the pirate mood. I'd also be really pissed off that I had scruvy.

I think I'm going to go nap on this.

Thursday, August 12, 2004

I had a dream that I beat Don Johnson up. I was Tom Magnum in the dream. I beat him up real good, too. All punching his head and stuff. Then he looks up at me and pleads not to hit him again, so I kind of get up and walk away. Then there's a razor at my throat and he cuts my moustache off! Like Samson, I am drained of my power and that bastard Johnson takes off with the rest of my moustache.
I don't know what it means.

I kinda want a yacht. I was looking at grills the other day. I don't actually know what any of the terminology is and the clerk was going on and on about butane or something. I just nodded and smiled because I didn't want the salesperson to think I was stupid. I just wanted something to grill steaks on, anyway. I told them I'd think about it, then I went and bought some untreated cedar planks. They are great for marinating meat on because the meat absorbs the flavour of the wood.
I've been eating a lot of steak, come to think of it.
This is the life of a bachelor, I guess!

So, being that I have a lot of spare time since Magnum PI, I decided I wanted to write a movie. I once wrote an episode of Magnum PI! It was the best episode ever, I can honestly tell you.
Anyhow, I think the movie should be about detectives. Or pirates. Or something equally awesome. Like me. Maybe I will call Ted Danson up to be in it. I like Ted but we sure don't know how to take care of babies! As for Steve Guttenberg... dude's a douche. Seriously.

Anyhow, the steaks have been marinating on the planks, so I'm going to go grill them up and maybe look up grills on the internet.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

First Post!

My therapist said I should stop living in the 80's so i went out and bought a computer a couple of weeks ago.
I hear this "blog" thing is pretty popular and so is Tom Selleck. So blog, meet Selleck.

I just kind of sat around today and read a few scripts.
Then I cooked up a mean steak. It was pretty good. I had this nice sauce on it. I think I want to buy a new grill.
I also replied to some fan mail today, too.
I wish people would forgot that time I shaved my moustache.
People make mistakes, okay?
Even Tom Selleck.

Well, blog, I am kind of tired so I think I'm going to go hit the hay.